wasp brings on another unexpected unfortunate event- about my third attempt at ‘misanthrope’
saw me committing to the slopers just below the spike near the top with a higher than usual
foot jam to the left- all felt good so 1-2-3-up when all of a sudden “GO AWAY...GETTOFF....NO
GO AWAY....STOP STOP...NOOOOO”.....not surpisingly, I came unglued and fell off- as I dangled
four inches above the grass and dripping with blood from the skin that had made contact with
most of the crystals on the way down, nic apologised...”wasp!....bloody big one!”- time to go
friday, several weeks later
I pressed the ‘casa villazon’ doorbell- “hi luis, how’s things” I said “erm well, you know..cool”
came the reply “how did the crane thingy go” I said “yeah, good....I got to the platform....the
computer readout put the boom hieght at.....cough...97 metres so I was gonna be in trouble at
the base so I didn’t really fancy the next bit as it was REALLY exposed and I was looking for
an easy option out and then...........................................................................the police turned up!”
(*turns out that somebody who was in their right mind was indeed up at that hour!)
after the police had shouted up into the darkness several times and shone their maglights
in the wrong direction, luis explained that all he had to do was hide behind the cab untill the
rozzers decided to go back to the station, they, on the other had decided to play the waiting
game and eventually luis decided it would be best to downclimb and come clean, the waiting
turned out to be for backup in the form of the local fire and rescue who turned up en-mass
just as luis got to about 10 metres from a terra firma-
in their infinite wisdom the police had decided that luis was one of two things...a drunken oaf
or a thief...they gave him the up down look as he stood there dressed in black and kitted
out with ropes, slings and tons of metalwork looking like an extra from mission impossible
“thief” they both agreed and then proceeded to frisk him under the suspicion of possible
crane theft- eventually luis explained all and showed them the detailed plans and pictures
telling them that “it really had to be done as the crane will be gone by sunday”
“you should have asked” said the police “we may have said it was ok”.......”you know what”
I said to luis “I bloody well doubt that.....unfortunately!”