Mildred and Abby’s big cornish adventure
OCT 31ST + FRIENDS + FOOD + BEER = HALLOWEEN
yay!....halloween, so it’s time to get together with good friends and retreat from reality in a
totally weird and wonderful adventure where ‘the worst witch’ runs headlong into ‘NCIS’
and our two heroes find out just how they do the party thing over across the western border!
Monday, 2 November 2009
Gibbs.......my new lab like
totally sucks Abbs
subject:
Mildred Hubble
status: sober
18.45 -St Mellion-
contact made with
Miss Cackle’s
Academy agent
first set of forensic
evidence to log
exhibit C:
jelly spider
cakes.....
unable to
analyse
as they all
got eaten
Ducky...I met one of you biggest
heroes..DEATH..and it’s a woman!
Abigail
Death really
was fond of
Mildred
“omg!..they don’t have any caf-pow!”
hey Tony...Barbie saw your photo and asked me to give
you her number, I guess she
thinks your pretty hot!
call it this forensic scientist’s
female intuition but I think
that there’s more to her than
meets the eye...I just couldn’t
put my finger on it....but I’m
sure you could Tony!
Death let me have a go on her
stick....soooo cool!
ooh it’s the Chilli
Assassin
subject: Mildred Hubble
status: drunk
subject: Evil Dog
status: evil
subject: She Devil
status: eating a
jelly spider cake..
hey wait just a
minute young
lady..where did
that come
from?
hey Ziva here’s a
photo of Death
woh now..she’s
got a bigger body
count than you
when it comes to
eliminating bad guys
aha...it’s the
ringleader and
head vampire
I kinda know now
not to look her in
the eyes,,,,OR
accept the apple
wine that’s going
around..I’ve GOT
to analize that!
mission
complete-
the Chilli
Assassin
destoys all
evidence
NCIS
To:
Timmy..they have the coolest
soft top convertible house type
thing, you would just love it!
Abbs
subject: Hubble
status: out cold
sorry Tony but it looks like
Barbie had got her coat as
the Chilli Assassin informed
her she had definately pulled
PRE-PYROMANIA
Boss Vamp with
yet another snack
no caf-pow Gibbs..
do you know what
that’s like to have
no caffein..course
you don’t Gibbs..I
mean you always
have coffee on you
and no Gibbs I’m
not rambling it’s
just that I’ve been
drinking beer all
night and that kinda
makes me more hyper than usual if
thats possible and
now i’ve totally
forgot why I came
here in the first
place and I appear
to be out in the
country and drinking
more beer and um...
Gibbs....where am I?
CAST
Mildred Hubble Nic
Death Sue
Boss Vamp Lou
Chilli Assassin Steve
Abby Sciuto Mca
Head Ghoul Sue
She Devil Jade
Barbie Chav Josh
SUPPORTING CAST
Kyle Emma
Kieran Kate
The Pub Landlord from Forty Paces
Friends
Neighbours
The over 75’s party from the pub who really
didn’t complain much when Death walked through the door
Various passing car horn honkers who just had too
(thanks for that...I feel violated)